Françoise Nielly

Wowzers, it's not terribly often that I get really into painting. Or art. I mean, I like it, but it takes a lot for it to really excite me. But Françoise Nielly has totally succeeded at exciting me. Her paintings are just incredible.

If there are any rich people reading this, I'll do whatever you ask if you buy me one of her pieces. Preferably more like the, 'kill my husband/wife' whatever you ask, rather than the 'I'm 77 and I want someone to go down on me' whatever you ask. But you know, beggars can't be chosers.