Monday, December 28, 2009

I'm on holiday...

...and I don't have the internet in my residence.

What this means is that Fuck Cunts might be a little dry for the next week or so, which shouldn't matter because I up'd enough goodness today to cause an internerd OD.

I hope you'll still be here when I get back, I really do. It'll probably be Twenty Ten next time I post. I'll probably own/be a robot. Have a good New Years. If you're single, go fuck someone you don't know. If you're in a relationship, drink until you can't think straight.

I'll leave you with this. That dot you can see is Planet Earth, as seen from the Voyager space craft as it exited our Solar System in 1990.

"Look again at that dot. That’s here. That’s home. That’s us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every “superstar”, every “supreme leader”, every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."

- Carl Sagan, 1934-1996

Peace, cunts.


Matthew Uhe said...

If you want to, you can sit out the front of my house and use the wireless from there. I'll send you the password, or, you could just enjoy your holiday.

Are you a dad yet?

Matthew Uhe said...

p.s. that 4 billion light years part is wrong. I dont know what the right answer is, but the voyager 1 is 0.0017 light years away from earth at the moment and travelling away from earth at 156,000km/hr.

Word to your mother