...that Johnny Winter is so fucking cool? Did you listen to me? Did you go and buy one of his albums? Probably not right. Did you even watch that clip I put up?
It's so hard getting through to you these days.
Luckily, I anticipated your indolence, and have found a Johnny Winter album for you to check out. All you have to do is click a few buttons and you'll have it. Thing is though, it's an anthology. Which is cool because you'll get to hear a lot of his most popular tracks, but it will also make you look like an asshole. Anthologies are a clear sign you don't know what the fuck is going on.
"Hey man, do you like the Ramones?"
"Oh yeah for sure, they're great!"
"Fuck yeah. Which is your favourite album?"
"Um, I really liked Hey! Ho! Let's Go?"
You know that if the first album you buy of a band is their greatest hits, you missed the fucking boat. Led Zep? Dire Straits? Sly & The Family Stone? EPMD? P!nk? If you missed the P!nk boat then I salute you. That person is a cunt.
Anyway, don't feel bad, you can't do anything about when you were born. And even though you missed the Johnny Winter boat, there's still time to get in the water and play in it's wake.
Johnny Winter - The Johnny Winter Anthology Part 1 Part 2