...ya filthy slags.
There is so much incredible shit in this one Wiki article alone, that after reading it I experienced symptoms of cephalgia.
Jesse Owens could run faster than you.
"After a New York City ticker-tape parade on Fifth Avenue in his honor, Owens had to ride the freight elevator at the Waldorf-Astoria to reach the reception honoring him."
Jesse Owens on the podium after winning the long jump at the 1936 Summer Olympics.