Friday, April 9, 2010

FISHZILLA!

Chaz worded me up to this news article about the best ever named and best ever looking fish, Fishzilla.

This is a prime example of how the news media can get their reporting so drastically wrong.

The headline of the article reads "Fears held for 'Fishzilla' arriving on Australia's doorstep", and goes on to imply that Fishzilla making it to the shores of Australia is a negative thing.

Hang on just one fucking second. Did the person writing the article get to see the picture of Fishzilla?



How could Fishzilla being a part of ANY ecosystem ever be considered as negative!? LOOK AT IT! It is quite simply the most awesome looking living thing on the planet, challenged only by Rod Stewart's hair in 1983 and bacon sizzling.

Daniel Bateman, you need to have a long hard think and decide if journalism is really the thing for you.

What an asshole.

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