HA HA HA HA

Oh fuck I just threw up.

This video combines two of my favourite things...

...AC/DC, and swimming pools.

The Holland Tunnel...

...during construction between 1920-1927.

And I thought Italian Spiderman was good!

I'm right there with ya Kenya. MOTHERFUCKIN LIONS BE TRIPPIN YALL!

Pretty sure I still have this video at home on VHS.

Do you look like this?

Then there's a good chance that you're a web designer. If you're a good one, I'd like to talk to you.

I am pretty sick of how this blog looks. Only being able to post images to a 400px width is rubbish, and I'm sure that if that is you above, then there's probably a whole bunch of other shit you'd critique as well. White type on a black background? Urgh.

I kinda like this blog, and I kinda want to put a bit more into it. I'm also completely fucking broke, but I have decided in complete ignorance that it wouldn't be too hard to mess around with the Blogger template a little and get this joint looking much nicer. Fortunately I wouldn't know where to start, but if you do, and you agree that for not a lot of money or effort my desires could be met, please do contact me. Leave a comment with your email or something. Or email me if you know my email. Or Facebook me. Myspace? Fuck that shit. Twitter? Don't bother getting in touch.

xoxo

I had to actually sit and think...

...about whether or not I should post this. Which is saying something, because it takes quite a lot to phase me. But here I am, posting it.



The main reason I wasn't going to was because, although this may come as a shock, I'm not too fond of getting amusement from someone who's in a bad situation beyond their will.

But then I thought, that's a bit fucking rude of me, because she looks like she's having fun! So by not posting it I am actually making a far bigger deal of her situation than she is!

Also, the two top-rated comments on YouTube made me laugh. Hard. Which is actually in direct contradiction to my initial sentiment above, but you can't help what makes you lolz.

" I found this video difficult to masturbate to."

"That jellyfish can haul ass."

'TIS JUST A SCRATCH!



Fuck you asshole, I like this movie. Sometimes when Romeo takes the poison and Juliet wakes up my tear ducts leak. Not enough to dribble, but still.

Somebody get me a pen...

...because I just discovered what is surely the absolute best use of my time.

Meet an Inmate

Basically, a listing of inmates in prisons all around America who are looking for people to write to them. Men & women.

This is too good to be true.

Meet Katie Hilderbrand:



Katie is a sexy Pisces surfer girl who enjoys a good football game and a fun-packed day at an amusement park. She also likes to perform smash-and-grab robberies, and was finally caught when she crashed her car after a high-speed pursuit. She was sentenced to 8 years, and will be released in 2014.

I am going to have a letter to an inmate in the post by the end of the day.

Dear M.I.A.

Thank you for the best music video of all time.

Regards,

Ian Human

Malcom McLaren's coffin.



Whoever will be in charge of my funeral arrangements, you know what to do.

Couple more from NYC

Michael Jackson memorial wall. Apollo Theatre, Bronx


Fifth Ave subway station

Minor Threat. DC. '81.