Black Devil Doll

How long has it been since you saw a movie based on a lewd African-American puppet having sex with, and brutally killing hideous stripper looking women? I know for me, it's been too long, which is why this weekend I am going to my local Video Ezy to rent Black Devil Doll.



It's rated X, but that is by an all-white jury, so who knows how accurate that is.

Want to ring your girlfriend and pretend to be the Black Devil Doll? Just use the soundboard. I did that. Big mistake on my part. She answered and was all, 'Oh heeeey Black Devil Doll, when you coming round to give it to me you plastic motherfucker?'. And I'm like, 'Baby, it's me! How do you know Black Devil Doll!?'

I'm pretty sure we're going to be able to work things out though.

The trailer is here if you want a taste. But be warned, it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. There are tittys galore and all sorts of obviously-fake-but-still-reasonably-disturbing violence.