Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Album Review - Nickelback's Greatest Hits (2009)

Absolutely the worst album ever released.

For one, you can't have a fucking oxymoron as an album title. Nickelback have NO great hits, let alone enough of them to warrant a whole album.

For two, Nickelback make the most horrible, watered-down version of Rock & Roll I have ever heard in my whole life. It is music for dullards and those lacking taste and the motivation to get any.

And to top it all off, Chad Kroeger has a face that looks like someone took a shit on a fist.

If you buy this, I would suggest pairing your purchase which a large knife and 2 litres of canola oil. When you get home, put on the album, then put the plug in your bathtub, pour the oil in and all around the bath, and then hop in holding the knife behind your back.

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chad kroeger

2 comments:

Mikelol said...
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Mikelol said...

The worst genre ever invented? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_grunge