Seriously...

...not having proper access to the innernet is making me depressed.

If you're new here, it's not normally like this. Hopefully in the very near future I can update with the usual fervour and frequency that you and I are used to. Maybe I should get the internet at home. Can you pay for it though?

I've got plenty to update you with, so stick around kid.

Imagine that, someone kills you and your brother, and then cuts both of your heads off and sets them up so it looks like you are kissing, and then takes a photo of it so that for the rest of time, people think you were gay with your brother.

This is the best prank of all time.

Oh hey, my name's Steve McQueen, I'm the coolest motherfucker to ever roam planet Earth.

I've had a lot of emails...

...asking to see what the offices of Fuck Cunts look like.

So without any further ado, for your visual stimulation, I present your faithful narrator and the FC HQ.

I think that the 1946 Buick Streamliner...

...might just be the most beautiful car I have ever seen.

Sorry bros...

My innernets has been heavily restricted this week so I haven't been able to slather FC in oddities and doohickeys. Should be back to normal next week though, so don't go far.

Also, SATURDAY! YES! It's going to be fucking wild.



And how about this for some shit...