This is the one and only post that Fuck Cunts will allow for this new thing every moron is talking about, the iPad. After this, I don't want to hear or see or read another thing about it. I haven't watched Steve's shitty release video, I haven't looked into it, and I'm not going to, because I don't care and Apple are continuing to improve on how shit they are.
Seriously, how can you fuck something up so bad? You have all the money and know-how at your hands, and you release what looks to be the most repressed technological 'advancement' of all time? No USB? No OSX? No Camera? Is it honestly just the first iPhone, only four times the size? Is Apple retarded? Yes. Are you retarded if you buy one? Definitely. Has noone latched on to Apple's hideous fucking strategy of releasing something sub-standard, letting everyone buy it, and then re-releasing it a year later with ALL NEW ALL AMAZING CAMERA CAPABILITY or what-ever-the-fuck else the one you bought should have had in the first place?
These two things seem to sum it up pretty nicely.
Fuck you, Steve Jobs.