ShitPad

This is the one and only post that Fuck Cunts will allow for this new thing every moron is talking about, the iPad. After this, I don't want to hear or see or read another thing about it. I haven't watched Steve's shitty release video, I haven't looked into it, and I'm not going to, because I don't care and Apple are continuing to improve on how shit they are.

Seriously, how can you fuck something up so bad? You have all the money and know-how at your hands, and you release what looks to be the most repressed technological 'advancement' of all time? No USB? No OSX? No Camera? Is it honestly just the first iPhone, only four times the size? Is Apple retarded? Yes. Are you retarded if you buy one? Definitely. Has noone latched on to Apple's hideous fucking strategy of releasing something sub-standard, letting everyone buy it, and then re-releasing it a year later with ALL NEW ALL AMAZING CAMERA CAPABILITY or what-ever-the-fuck else the one you bought should have had in the first place?

These two things seem to sum it up pretty nicely.





Fuck you, Steve Jobs.

You Fail Me

You know how I said the words 'Converge' and 'You Fail Me' in that earlier post? I was referring to an album? Remember? Well here is that album for you. It has one of my favourite songs to ride fast to on it, Black Cloud. But it's only 2:19secs long, so I can't ride fast for long.



Converge - You Fail Me

Ashkan Honarvar...

...has got some pretty nice work on his site, but these photos in particular I like. They remind me of some artwork from a CD which I am pretty sure was Converge's 'You Fail Me' album, which was the same thing but instead of candy it was actual gore.

EDIT - The album I was talking about was actually Bleeding Through's 'The Truth'. Thanks Sime.

About a week ago...

...I posted a BMX video featuring who I think was Colt Fake.

I'd like to now announce that Colt Fake is the baddest motherfucker to roam this planet. If - like me - you occasionally feel that you might be kind of awesome and really good at things, you/we are wrong. Colt is kind of awesome and really good at things, not you/me.

I don't know why, but this makes me laugh. Hard.

Think I've posted this before, but who cares.



Humans; Beautiful, shitty.

And now to off-set the gayness, here's a dead guy.



I still want a motorbike, mom.

Why not start the day with something incredibly gay.

Totally getting this.

Anti-tank Dogs...

...are shit. I think this is why they came up with the saying 'War is Hell'.





Anti-tank Dogs

When I was little I had this joke which never failed to bring the house down when Mum and Dad had dinner parties.

Q. Why don't blind people skydive?

A. Because it scares their dog stupid.

This picture has completely fucked up my joke.

The Stig on Google Street-View. Awesome.

Just read this the other day, great stuff.

Images of Mars. Man, I can't wait to move there.

Enter the Magical Mystery Chambers

Have you ever sat in bed at night, unable to sleep because you're trying to imagine what the Beatles would sound like if they played a show with Wu-Tang? You have? Seriously?? That's pretty fucked up. What else do you think about? If midgets need special ladders to get up on a horse, or if they just use a normal step-ladder?

Well, I'm going to put you to bed right now and tuck you in all nice and snug. Sleep tight. Enter the Magical Mystery Chambers is an album produced by Tom Caruana. He has masterfully mixed Wu-Tang with all sorts of Beatles tunes, and it is sweet sweet music to my ears. It makes me want to fight someone and make love. Maybe both at the same time.

Look at this bastard! Who knew frogs were so fucking laid-back? I didn't, and I used to have one.