I went to an Electric Circus once.

It was shockingly good. HA HAA HA!!!!

Um, so Common is, or at least used to be, a really great hip hop artist. Be is a good album. I heard that his last one was a bit shit, but what do I know, I haven't heard it.

All that chitter chatter aside, his 2002 album Electric Circus is just plain dope. Probably one of my favourite hip hop albums ever, if I didn't think too hard about it. If you think that you don't like hip hop, give this album a try, because it might just change your mind. Wikipedia says of Electric Circus;

"An eclectic album, Electric Circus featured fusions of several genres such as hip hop, pop, rock, electronic and neo soul."

NEO SOUL! AND HIP HOP! AT THE SAME TIME! How could one go wrong? Anything that is 'fused' is good. Like food. People love it when you say 'fusion' in relation to food, like, French-Japanese Fusion. Is that something that you can eat? Teriyaki Escargot?

Anyway, I haven't actually clicked on this link, but it appears that you could probably download it if you go here. And it appears that you would have to enter 'www.discographies.ucoz.net' as a password once you have downloaded it.

I know it's old as shit now, and yes, you've probably seen it, but see it again, because it's great.

P.S. Do yourself a favour and hit the fullscreen button. Who wants to watch Spike Jonze at 400px wide!?

Mike Tyson doesn't get to spend much time at home...

...according to these photos of his mansion by Danny Wills.

Part 1. Part 2.

Nigel Tomm...

...has some seriously amazing work.

So succinct.

Good lord, what is one of my favourite re-hashes of an old classic, the Mini Cooper has yet again been transformed, this time into the only know example of sex in a solid-state.





Mini Coupe Concept

If you haven't listened to The Veils recently, then I suggest you get back on it quick smart. And if you have never listened to The Veils, then there is nothing I can do for you, and you probably already have cancer.

Their third album Sun Gangs was released this year, and it is simply wonderful. I suggest you seek it out and dip your ears in. This track is the last one from said album. If this is the last track, IMAGINE HOW GOOD THE REST OF IT IS!

Could it possibly be? The best costume on the face of the universe?

Facebook strikes again!

I'm pretty sure that Jesus doesn't LOVE pictures of you with shit on your cock, David.

Ah ha ha ha ha! Welcome to the internet, bitch!

What did your Fiance have to say about this?

Who knew.

Shit just got REAL, Kevin!

ARRRGGGHHHH!!! The best image in the history of the internet has now been created!! What is going to happen to the internet now!?!?

"I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature.....Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burned, tortured, fined and imprisoned. What has been the effect of this coercion?To make half the world fools and half hypocrites; to support roguery and error all over the world."
- Thomas Jefferson

So not all American Presidents were slaves to the almighty ghost? What happened!?

I used to think that Slipknot were a really shit band, but I guess I was being a bit judgmental, and hadn't even given them a listen to form my own opinion, because after actually taking the time to watch this clip from one of their live shows, I can now see that they make good quality, wholesome music that the whole family can enjoy.

Click to enlarge this image. If after viewing it, you are not rich and successful within just 7 days, I will not give you my house.

It's Friday, so it seems only right to take a little time out of the day and watch some videos of one of the best bands that there has ever been, and probably ever will be, show us why they are one of the best bands that there has ever been, and probably ever will be.







P.S. YOU ARE A ROBOT!

Finally, some politics I can really get behind.

Wants For Sale

This is a fantastic idea. Brilliant indeed. This couple from the best city in the world, NYC, decided they wanted heaps of stuff, but didn't want to pay for it per se. BUT, they were pretty good artists.

So, what does one do in a situation like that? Well, my idea, and funnily enough it was theirs too, (LOL!), was to paint the things they wanted, and then sell the painting for the exact amount it would cost to buy the things they wanted.

Truly inspired. Check it, here.

Last Suppers

Awesome. Last Suppers is a series of photos by James Reynolds - a graphic designer in the UK - documenting former Death Row prisoners' requests for their last meal before execution.

These videos are basically the best thing on YouTube, and possibly the whole internet.

MY FRIEND WAS ON TV!

Check it out, this is my mate Chris Wheeler on TV over in the states. So cool to see him on TV. He really loves surfing, Chris does. GO CHRIS!

Be careful out there boys. I know I have thumbed many a ride, and been engaged in overly-friendly conversation with the driver. Luckily, I was never lured into any homosexual dungeons, but I guess I'm one of the lucky ones whom got away! I could have caught the sickness too!

OH HAI!

I've had a lot of emails asking me to post more photos of myself, so here you go, faithful admirers, here's a shot of me with my family a few years back. DENIM BINGE!LOL!!

Wow. Just wow.

IDIOT!

Old news. Still brutal.

Sunday, April 13, 2008 - Ship Collision Off Kyushu Island Leaves 3 Chinese Dead, 13 Missing.

A collision between two Chinese vessels has left three people dead and 13 others missing, said reports from the southern port city of Kagoshima on Japan's Kyushu island.

Freighter Shinyo Sawako, a vessel from China's Hong Kong Special Administration Region, and the fishing boat Lurongyu 2177 from the Chinese mainland collided on the waters some 350 km south of Takarajima Island, part of the Tokara chain of islands south of Kyushu, citing the Japan Coast Guard.

The fishing boat sank immediately after the crash, only two of its 18 crew members have been rescued.



I'd be inclined to call p-shop on this, but after doing a bit of digging everything points to it being legit. I guess they had one of them waterproof cameras like I had at Wet'N'Wild.

OMFG my heart just melted.

If Jacqui is reading this, 'HOW DUMB IS THIS PHOTO, RIGHT BABY!? LOL!'.

You probably can't read the text in this image, unless you have super eyes (where'd you get'em?), but I strongly suggest that you take a small moment out of your day to click and enlarge it.

Unless you are allergic to lulz. Then you shouldn't.

Put your hands up for Detroit.

Man, what do you say about Detroit!?

Well, firstly I would say, 'Hey, did you know that Detroit had some pretty sweet Blues come outta there between 1948 and 1954?'

You'd probably be all like, 'GTFOH!'.

And I'd be all, 'No I'm serious!'.

Then I would advise you to go and download the album Detroit Ghetto Blues 1948-1954. But only if you like the Blues. And the album can only be downloaded 10 times from that link, so if you want it you better hurry up, because like, at least 7 fucking people visit this blog every day, and I bet they all love the Blues, so that only gives you about 1.3 days to get the album. If it runs out though, and you can't live without it, let me know.

So, then what would you say about Detroit next?

How about, 'It's fucked!'. That would be pretty much fair enough, based on what I've seen. Which are things like this website that has a bunch of really great photos taken in current-day Detroit.







By the looks of them, I think that the next Blues album I link on Fuck-Cunts will be 'Detroit Ghetto Blues 2008-2014'.

And then I think the last thing that I would say about Detroit, which isn't so much about Detroit as it is about literature regarding Detroit on Wikipedia, is who the fuck is writing the shit that goes on Wikipedia!? Check this fucking pearl from the 'Hip Hop' sub-section on the 'Music of Detroit' page!

"The first Detroit hip hop artists to gain major notice included Esham & Kid Rock, with the latter being the first to achieve certified gold and platinum albums. Other major figures included producer J Dilla and rapper Eminem.[1][25] Many rap groups in Detroit often "beef" or fall out, for example in 2000 with the Street Lord'z vs. Rock Bottom, followed in 2002 with Eminem & D12 vs. Royce Da 5'9", and in 2004 with the Eastside Chedda Boyz vs. Street Lord'z."

Ummmmmmmm, what? Did I miss Kid Rock's Hip Hop shit, and skip straight to his god-awful 'Rock & Roll'? I'll pay the J Dilla comment, but what's all this garbage about "beef"? I didn't realise that my Dad was writing articles for Wiki?

Fantastic.

Think before you jump ship.