Friday, July 31, 2009

Dear Kanye West...

Please follow in the footsteps of your stupid bitch mother, and die.

This idiot has allegedly issued a statement to media outlets claiming that he will be taking over the title of 'King of Pop' now that Michael Jackson has passed on.

Firstly, you arrogant cunt, it's not a real fucking title. You can't just say that you are going to take on the title if it's not a real title. Elizabeth Taylor called MJ the King of Pop. It was informal. It was more of a nickname than a title. And someone else GAVE it to him, he didn't just make it up himself.

Secondly, even if it was a real title, Michael Jackson deserved it and earned it. You, Kangay West, cannot even hold a candle to Michael Jackson's career or talent. You make ridiculous hip-pop rubbish, often cashing in on existing songs (Ray Charles, Daft Punk), and your 'raps' are fucking awful, recycled hip-hop clich├ęs, and more often than not don't even make any sense (" down down don’t act a fool now now. I always act a fool ow ow").

"You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King,” said West. “First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop."

Urgh. Fuck, hurry up and get shot or something, please?

Kanye West King of Pop

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