...fuck Peacocks are cool? Have you ever thought long and hard about Peacocks, and how crazy they are? What's with all those feathers, and how come you can fan 'em out so well? I get it's all about attracting a mate and what-not, but don't you think they took it a little too far?
Even their name. It's actually kinda offensive. If someone called me pea-cock I'd be pissed off, but you don't even think about that when you think of the bird. Because they are so impressive, the size of their penis doesn't even come into question.
Fucking Peacocks, good on you.