Fuck Cunts

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I'm a bit of a fan...

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...of Adolphe Mouron Cassandre's posters.

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I got tattooed at lunchtime today...

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...and we were listening to Graveyard, and then Rob mentioned Witchcraft, and I said, 'Who?', and he said that they were a bit like Graveyard, and one of the dudes from Graveyard is in another band with one of the dudes from Witchcraft, and so now here's an album for you to listen to.

Witchcraft - Firewood

I'm almost positive...

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...that Bobcat Goldthwait has been observing my gmail chats, because this movie appears undoubtedly to have been made for me.

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Lemmings are bat-shit crazy.

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And before the Bleeding Hearts Club pipe up with something like, 'WHY ARE THEY HARASSING THAT POOR CREATURE!?', from all accounts on the innernet (a place devoid of lies), Lemmings are known to be very aggressive animals, and it's not uncommon for them to actually run up on skiers in Norway and attack them. Which is hilarious.

From Wikipedia:

"Lemming behavior and appearance is markedly different from many other rodents, who are inconspicuously colored and try to conceal themselves from their predators. Lemmings, on the contrary, are conspicuously colored, and behave aggressively towards predators and even human observers."

Still, he probably didn't need to chase it down the slope like that.

He Got Game

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Fucking great movie. Just found it in full on YouTube. Cool.

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Fuck I love the internet.

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Brock Davis has recreated famous explosions...

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...using cauliflower, cause, why not.

Brock Davis

My desire to own this is remarkable.

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Uuhhh.. it's, 10:33.

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What a talented dude...

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...Liam Gerrard is.

I just remembered...

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...that I wasn't able to go to see Micah P Hinson play in Melbourne last year, and a powerful wave of regret washed over me. I live with very few regrets, and have done a lot of wild and stupid shit in the last year, but I think not going to that show tops the list. Clearly, I am quite a fan of Mr. Hinson's music.

Micah P Hinson - The Baby & The Satellite

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A truly great king.

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The Bronx

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I would be quite surprised if anyone who looks at this blog, and has an interest in this music, doesn't already have this album. But I don't give a shit because I'm listening to it right now and every time I do I'm reminded just how FUCKING, SOLID it is.

The Bronx - The Bronx II

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Well done Cook Sucker.

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You are the first internet-thing in 2012 to make me laugh that isn't an animated gif.

detox? MY detox?! you’re pregnant you stupid selfish bitch! then again, it’s kind of fitting that this meal looks like a miscarriage (A VEGAN CRUELTY-FREE MISCARRIAGE LOL!!) into which someone has taken a dehydrated hungover piss. that’s got to be the worst use of chili as a visual garnish as well.

Cook Suck

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I fucking knew it.

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Fantastic Mr. Foxaskjcbasdvklj.

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I caught some people doing this outside a party once. I thought it was hilarious so I went and told everyone and we all stood there while they lay on top of each other. I posed over top of them for a photo, and someone rung my girlfriend at that time who was at another party and told her that I was having a threesome. She rung me in hysterics and broke up with me, so I ran home and got my car and drove very fast and very drunk (not something to be proud of) to the party she was at to try and explain. I did explain, and we stayed together.

Another time, she tried to drown herself because she saw me hug another girl.

Some girls are so cool.

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Simon Harsent's....

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...series of Iceberg photos are quite nice.

Best infestation?

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Best infestation ever?

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Quite like these photos...

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...from the Tokyo-based, Hal.

He vacuum-packed two people in love, then photographed them.

Seen at Juxtapoz.

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OH MY GOD!

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Swag swag swag

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As if.

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Sup Sime.

I don't like posting shit about current affairs.

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But in this case I'll make an exception because I have two things I want to say:

1] This photo taken from space of the wreck is awesome. Click here for a big version you can zoom in closer on.

and 2] I love the fact that the dude crashed it 'cause he was showing off to a retired captain onshore.

This is fucking awesome.

2012-01-19T12:23:00.002+11:00

I don't care if I'm showing my bogan roots, I want to go to the Summernats and I really want to buy a V8.

Also, Gary Myers. The end.

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I like that he's not wearing a hardhat.

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And I like that they thought the Spice Girls were the best celebrities to book for this. Das ist gut.

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Monica Cook...

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...makes the kind of art I like.

Monica Cook

Images from her installation

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Further to my post earlier in the week...

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...which featured solo-climbing cool guy Alex Honnold, check out this vid which Chaz-mazing sent me:

My palms were pretty much dripping with sweat after watching that. What a crazy dude. He's dead now.

I'm Skanking.

2012-01-13T16:48:00.004+11:00

Dancehall 2 – The Rise of Jamaican Dancehall Culture (Disc 1)

Dancehall 2 – The Rise of Jamaican Dancehall Culture (Disc 2)

Want to play so bad.

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Seems like a pretty good time...

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...to listen to some gypsy music. But then, ISN'T IT ALWAYS! H-HA LOL!

Seriously though, have a listen to some gypsy music, it's fucking rad.

Boban & Marko Marković Orchestra Vs. Fanfare Ciocărlia - Balkan Brass Battle

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